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So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them. I sextingg thinking about you spanking me and pulling my hair. I just got out of the shower.

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Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started. About half of those people shared that it had a positive impact on their sexual or emotional relationships — and that was especially true for those in more committed relationships. Is sexting good for your relationship? Sextng my beer.

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Sext Type 5: Past Memories I miss feeling you inside of me. Get over here right now. I had such a good dream about you last night.

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