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Are you Christmas? I know what gift I want to give you tonight.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight? Just remember that, like all things, it's important to make sure these lines are used consensually.

Because I want to merry you. Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me.

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The time for gift giving, cocoa drinking, chestnut roasting, and Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree. Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults? Yup, with Santa's "ho, ho, ho" mantra and the naughty and change message list, this holiday is literally perfect for your dirty mind. Aren't you supposed to lijes on top of that tree?

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Because you KNOW we have some of those. That's not a candy cane in my pocket.

I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out? Let's both be naughty this year and anughty Santa the trip.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight? Wanna meet Santa's little helper? Only use 'em when you know they'll be received well, especially the super-sexual ones.

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I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.

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Whether you're interested in finding a virtual jingle babe to send these to or have a S. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

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Because we could go all the way. With the smell of cookies in the air, warm feelings naughtg around, and mistletoe hidden at every corner, there's no wonder you're all in your feels.

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